Regarding Hood...

I have been assigned to the Little Red Riding Hood group, and I have to say I have NEVER liked Hood, as I will be calling her from this point forward. She is SO thick! A girl who can confuse her grandmother and a cross dressing wolf deserves to be eaten. Reading the folk tales that preceded the sterilized versions produced for consumption by children gave me renewed respect for Hood though. Perhaps a strip tease is not appropriate bed time material for children, but at least the girl is intelligent!